Hey! My name is Aisha. I'm 19 and I live in England. I am myself because I can be. I do love a good laugh. ☺✩

wnderwman07:

He really does look good with a beard

wnderwman07:

He really does look good with a beard

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blameaspartame:

the Good and Right path of God Our Lord Father Jesus in Heaven

blameaspartame:

the Good and Right path of God Our Lord Father Jesus in Heaven

(Source: gorillamunchies, via james-tiberius-kirk)

uncivilwar13:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

THIS IS PERFECT

khaleesi-karma-of-smeg:

firstladyjbko:

the-unpopular-opinions:

the “staying virgin ‘til marriage” or “keeping myself until marriage” propositions are one of the lamest things a human being can do, while i do understand that this proposition was useful a few fucking centuries ago (not to mention pretty much enforced, since women would get stoned in their father’s house if she wasn’t a virgin when married)nowadays it just makes you look dumb, you’re not gonna get anything from it. Have you ever even looked at the goddamn divorce rates? (not just in the US or any first world country, over the entire damn world)? and do you not think that a guy/penis-person or whatever won’t just marry you to fuck with you and then leave you alone and worse, even possibly pregnant? are you aware that in the modern world, marriage is almost meaningless except for legal advantages? and it doesn’ t mean you’ll stay together forever or anything of that sort, right?
On top of all that, sex shouldn’t be thought of as something that you can only ever have with a single person, else every other iteration of it will be tainted forever WOW SEX SO DRITY.
I mean really it’s the 21st century, just go outside and have sex with whoever you like, as long as it’s consensual and you’re not being unfaithful, everything is fucking allright.

Fuck off. Not everyone wants to have different dudes’ dick in them every night. “Go out and have sex with whoever you want”. Lol, no thanks. The idea of potentially getting pregnant/catching an STI from someone I’ve known for 20 minutes sounds tempting and sexy, but I’ll pass.

Also some of us have had traumatic experiences when it comes to sex so we want it to be with someone we trust.

I know. Not everyone has a liberal view towards sex and is willing to do it so carelessly. If you want to bang different people, do whatever you want, but I honestly don’t agree with the overly-liberal attitudes towards sex today.

khaleesi-karma-of-smeg:

firstladyjbko:

the-unpopular-opinions:

the “staying virgin ‘til marriage” or “keeping myself until marriage” propositions are one of the lamest things a human being can do, while i do understand that this proposition was useful a few fucking centuries ago (not to mention pretty much enforced, since women would get stoned in their father’s house if she wasn’t a virgin when married)nowadays it just makes you look dumb, you’re not gonna get anything from it. Have you ever even looked at the goddamn divorce rates? (not just in the US or any first world country, over the entire damn world)? and do you not think that a guy/penis-person or whatever won’t just marry you to fuck with you and then leave you alone and worse, even possibly pregnant? are you aware that in the modern world, marriage is almost meaningless except for legal advantages? and it doesn’ t mean you’ll stay together forever or anything of that sort, right?

On top of all that, sex shouldn’t be thought of as something that you can only ever have with a single person, else every other iteration of it will be tainted forever WOW SEX SO DRITY.

I mean really it’s the 21st century, just go outside and have sex with whoever you like, as long as it’s consensual and you’re not being unfaithful, everything is fucking allright.

Fuck off. Not everyone wants to have different dudes’ dick in them every night. “Go out and have sex with whoever you want”. Lol, no thanks. The idea of potentially getting pregnant/catching an STI from someone I’ve known for 20 minutes sounds tempting and sexy, but I’ll pass.

Also some of us have had traumatic experiences when it comes to sex so we want it to be with someone we trust.

I know. Not everyone has a liberal view towards sex and is willing to do it so carelessly. If you want to bang different people, do whatever you want, but I honestly don’t agree with the overly-liberal attitudes towards sex today.

the-unpopular-opinions:

the “staying virgin ‘til marriage” or “keeping myself until marriage” propositions are one of the lamest things a human being can do, while i do understand that this proposition was useful a few fucking centuries ago (not to mention pretty much enforced, since women would get stoned in their father’s house if she wasn’t a virgin when married)nowadays it just makes you look dumb, you’re not gonna get anything from it. Have you ever even looked at the goddamn divorce rates? (not just in the US or any first world country, over the entire damn world)? and do you not think that a guy/penis-person or whatever won’t just marry you to fuck with you and then leave you alone and worse, even possibly pregnant? are you aware that in the modern world, marriage is almost meaningless except for legal advantages? and it doesn’ t mean you’ll stay together forever or anything of that sort, right?
On top of all that, sex shouldn’t be thought of as something that you can only ever have with a single person, else every other iteration of it will be tainted forever WOW SEX SO DRITY.
I mean really it’s the 21st century, just go outside and have sex with whoever you like, as long as it’s consensual and you’re not being unfaithful, everything is fucking allright.

Fuck off. Not everyone wants to have different dudes’ dick in them every night.   “Go out and have sex with whoever you want”. Lol, no thanks. The idea of potentially getting pregnant/catching an STI from someone I’ve known for 20 minutes sounds tempting and sexy, but I’ll pass.

the-unpopular-opinions:

the “staying virgin ‘til marriage” or “keeping myself until marriage” propositions are one of the lamest things a human being can do, while i do understand that this proposition was useful a few fucking centuries ago (not to mention pretty much enforced, since women would get stoned in their father’s house if she wasn’t a virgin when married)nowadays it just makes you look dumb, you’re not gonna get anything from it. Have you ever even looked at the goddamn divorce rates? (not just in the US or any first world country, over the entire damn world)? and do you not think that a guy/penis-person or whatever won’t just marry you to fuck with you and then leave you alone and worse, even possibly pregnant? are you aware that in the modern world, marriage is almost meaningless except for legal advantages? and it doesn’ t mean you’ll stay together forever or anything of that sort, right?

On top of all that, sex shouldn’t be thought of as something that you can only ever have with a single person, else every other iteration of it will be tainted forever WOW SEX SO DRITY.

I mean really it’s the 21st century, just go outside and have sex with whoever you like, as long as it’s consensual and you’re not being unfaithful, everything is fucking allright.

Fuck off. Not everyone wants to have different dudes’ dick in them every night. “Go out and have sex with whoever you want”. Lol, no thanks. The idea of potentially getting pregnant/catching an STI from someone I’ve known for 20 minutes sounds tempting and sexy, but I’ll pass.

mrsjackschlossberg:

kennedynasty:

fiesty jackie :)
oh and jacks hand


Ahah, I love this

Oh my god jack touch my ass please.

mrsjackschlossberg:

kennedynasty:

fiesty jackie :)

oh and jacks hand

Ahah, I love this

Oh my god jack touch my ass please.

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

Feminist propaganda.

(Source: unbreakablesoul, via kennedybrandenburg)

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think old people need to be killed at age 70. Our country would be in much better shape with Medicade not having to replace or repair joints, limbs, act to people that are not contributing anything in the first place. 
The government wouldn’t have to shell out a ton of money for old people to sit in nurcing homes and wait to die.
And the legal retirement age is 65, so they have 5 years sapping off social security checks while they’re sitting on their asses all day. 
If america set a “death at 70” law, within one presidency we’d be in significantly less debt.

I love listening to elderly peoples stories from another generation, a generation which was better anyway. I have customers who come into my work who served in WW2 and listening to people who are still alive from that time is something that should be thankful for. There aren’t many left who experienced these things first hand.

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think old people need to be killed at age 70. Our country would be in much better shape with Medicade not having to replace or repair joints, limbs, act to people that are not contributing anything in the first place. 

The government wouldn’t have to shell out a ton of money for old people to sit in nurcing homes and wait to die.

And the legal retirement age is 65, so they have 5 years sapping off social security checks while they’re sitting on their asses all day. 

If america set a “death at 70” law, within one presidency we’d be in significantly less debt.

I love listening to elderly peoples stories from another generation, a generation which was better anyway. I have customers who come into my work who served in WW2 and listening to people who are still alive from that time is something that should be thankful for. There aren’t many left who experienced these things first hand.

oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I'm about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone's heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

Guys please ask me I'm so bored...

hello, yes… id like to engage in a threesome

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via prisonernumber7)

lzbth:

i cant breahte

(Source: jjanoskians, via johnfkennedyofficial)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via mountingprophet)